It looks like a foot

Police pursue theories over severed foot [Via CNN]

It’s a good thing he’s already got that little scooter!

Segway sales hit all time high, thanks OPEC! [via Engadget]

We’re here! We’re queer! We wanna get married on the ocean!

Ellen DeGeneres, girlfriend plan to marry — via CNN

So I’m thinking about getting a motorcycle

More Are Scooting to Save Gas — via CNN

“At Risk Male Youth.” That spells “Army.”

Bad conduct gets Army recruits promoted faster, study shows [via CNN]

Do you like my outfit? … Not as much as I like what’s underneath it

Tearful Troy Buswell admits behaviour ‘unacceptable’ — via PerthNow

I just don’t want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann

Guess Who’s Coming to Diwali: My traditional Indian parents won’t accept my white girlfriend. What can I do? — via Slate

Well, I’m gonna go get sexy

Scandinavian split on sexist ads — via BBC

Bees?!

Cloud of Bees Swarming in ‘Tornado Pattern’ Chases Diners from Restaurant [via WKMG]

Wow… so much like stealing

Indiana Jones: Saving History or Stealing It? — via NPR